"I am applying for the position of customer service Operative. I have had years of experience of not answering telephones. I can sit on my arse and play computer games and I am equally qualified at appearing on forums bumming up a crappy service pretending to be a satisfied customer. If interested, please call my premium rate number at 50p per min and I will make every effort not to respond to you."
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